Can't fly. Won't apologise for it. The emu is Australia's most chaotic bird and honestly, we respect the audacity.
Dad's at home sitting on a clutch of dark green eggs — because mum has places to be and zero interest in nesting duties. When the chicks finally hatch, they rock up in black and white ready to cause trouble.
Spot one near a picnic area and guard your sandwich with your life. These birds have no concept of personal space, no fear, and a top speed of 50km/h — so running away is not the answer. They've tried flying. It didn't work out. They moved on.
